Hello Darlin,

Well, what can we say, we are just two bougie girlfriends who love all things offensive and hippiesh.  We have a love for fine and eclectic clothing, as well, and  we are sure you can judge the level of Tito's drinking involved by the products we offer.  You're sure to find a  little of this, a little of that, or really whatever the hell blew our skirts up that day. Pray we have panties on. We hope you too, enjoy our collections of offensively hilarious and borderline unladylike sarcasm.  If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit with us, we make debauchery and shenanigans look like class. 

Dot and Lola

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LET'S SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT, WHY NOT SEND A CARD THAT WILL HAVE THE RECIEPIENT ROLLING ON THE FLOOR!!

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